There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
True Software Professional
George: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that says it's bad for your health?
Software professional: I am a software professional. I don't bother about warnings -- I am concerned only about the ''Alerts.''
